Muffy's Blog for Random Parenthood

O and down w/socalism too

did I mentoin that i dont believe in medicare or socal securyt either?  reallly peopel its like sinkor swim.  when u drown its yr fault . and gods kinda.  but teh sinkor swim thing workked int he middleages dint it. so lets gowith traidtion.  there wasnt any socialist securty in teh gardens of edden was therre.  so therre.

What's All This About the Tubesock Holocaust?

And whos calling me a fetal sentimentalist?

gol durn ee-leets I bet.

and someone can stop callng us forcedlabor governmentforcedmaternity people stoopid just becuze some bad apples with rifles are prolife killers we just defend women being ovens whats the prboeblem?

Economy Down? Random Parenthood UP!

So its rilly important that even tho we cant afford more babiex we shuld ncourage people to have more random onez.  becuz even tho there are all these foster kids to adopt you rilly cant have 2 many unwanted kidz in th wurld. 

you say phallic-domininationism lik ther ws somthing rong with it hunh

ive been tooo busy scrubbin floorz to post much but I can See now I shoulda bin watching the news better if my lord N hubby hada let me.

lookee ehre. thasnot rigt.

Abstince-Only Eddycation Means Never Not having to say your having a baby?

so we heaer that the new Vcie Presidents to be's 17 yr old unwed daughter will soon be having a shotgun wedding because she, bRistol,  because shes liek five months preggers/ has a bun in the oven/got knocked up after abstainig from abstinense.

oh well.  sometimes  thats how it happnes you know?

its all so random and whyever not eh?

being PLANFUL is jsut not very sponteanious.

and ive always thot that sponetenity is the absoutleu KEY to motherhood.  or pregnacny. shotgun marriaeg has a long traditional histry whats wrong with it i say. 

i mean correct me if im wrgon on this, peopel.

Michelle Duggars Quiver Is REally Full. Or is it herhusbands quiver?

I dont really know.  Somethngs full alright.

But shes having her 17th baby.  or is it the 18th.  almost too many 2 count. okso its the 18th like whatever.  but even 4 me thats a lotta kids

maybe ill cahnge my mind about random parenthood.  hmm

Link here.

Should Moms have kids they dont want?

Sure they should have kids they dont want.  we all ahve to have stuff in our lives that we dont like.  why should kids have it any diffrent.

i mean how many times did my Mommy tell me oh Muffy youre a useless piece of crap I wish id never had yu my life wud be so much better ifn I hadnt had you in the first place.

(as you can see I have a new philosphy of muffying which means ill be payin gf more attention to my innerfeelings.  i have a lot of inner feelings for Ann Coulter now that i mention it.  Hm.  wonder whuts that all about hey.

everybody ehars that fro m their mothers dont they.  it nevermade any difference to me kowing that i was unwanted.  i dont think george dubya Bush minded either.  or like, not that much.

I REad about Full Quivers But my Mommy took the book away

Why did she do that?  I'm over 18 and I've been to a purity ball so I can announce my purity to everyone whos interested in my sexual life and who isnt?  Interested in knowing about whether Im a virgin or not, didnt people in olden times used to be interested in that?  so ive read.

Mommy and daddy don't like it when I read I have to sneak away to do it.

They say I should just shut up and let someone fill my quiver full of kids and then I wont be doing stuff like rading books and stuff.

So like whate3ver.  anyhow things have sure changed since I started this blog, Im having or going to have like an arranged marriage or soething well see Mommy and daddy started reading all these books about how christian families have to have more and more and more and more kids and since Mom is too old to create the Christian army then its up to me, to breed warriors and theres lots of books you can read about this.

so really my own thoughts have crystallized (can I say that or is it too satanic nwe age-y?) on this matter and I no longer merely believe that RAndom Parenthood is the way to go, I now believe that one must have more and more and more children really justa s fast as God wants to give them to me because if God wants it, then thats how it is, isnt it?  and if God wants the plague and AIDS and earthquakes then God wants it so thats how it is.  we musnt do things like plan ahead or anything thats not spontaenouse.

It makes me wonder of course about things like band-aids and if its really Godly to put them on because if god had wanted something not to bleed he would have made it stop arleady you know what I mean?

more later love Muffy

Looky Here You Can Use Canned Letters to Promote RAndom Parenthood

This is a nice link and it save so much time and thought! I hate having to think things up all by myself my brains too little and ladylike for that.  But I do want to be able to fight the good fight.  When I saw this bumper sticker that said 'MY PEDOPHILE PRIEST SUPPORTS TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE' I though why cant i think up something catchy like that for the other side?

but priests4life have already thought that stuff.

This is letter number 417:

Abortion enthusiasts say they are "tired of right-to-lifers trying to impose their religious beliefs on others."

The view that life begins at conception is not theology but biology. Just because the vast majority of people of faith recognize biological reality doesn't make that biological reality a religious matter. The vast majority of people of faith also recognize that the laws of aerodynamics allow airplanes to fly. That doesn't mean that airports are temples and TWA's flight schedules are holy writs.

These people need to learn the difference between physics and metaphysics. Maybe going back to their high school biology textbook would help.

See?  They even provide you with sarcasm.  Wow.

And anyway I dont mind them imposing their religious beliefs on me because I already agree with them, and I dont mind them imposing their religious beliefs on others because why shouldnt they think that they're so special, though I would think that people who dont share their religious beliefs might get a little pissed off because they totally dont agree about when life begins like the letter says they have to. o well.

Link to letters here.

I blame victims because its there fault

So I have to apologize to everyone for some of my recent posts, i dont know whats been wrong with me, its like this librul nausea wellig up in me why was I talking about compasssion am I totally insane.  im bad I'm really bad.

so anyway sorry musta had the flu.

But theres this guy in South Dakota who is spearheading the movement to totally outlaw abortion and make all parenthood random, so he is totally my GUY.

I mean hes HARD-CORE, he's like so fer life he's ok with rape and family rape and all that stuff, I mean hard core.

Which is waht we need here because who wantsta be a softy.  victims are victims because theyve been victimzied and you know thats the circle of life.  just culling the weak from the heard.

so im going to be more ahrd core too, dear blog and dear constant readers.

no more pussyfooting girlieman stufffrom muffy.

so to speak.

15 random kids and still receiving more gifts from God

Well I'm still trying to get over the Harriet thing.  I'm sure mr. alito will overturn the draded roe vee wade  as well as harriet.  His wife cries a lot, so Im sure thats a good thing.

Anyhow one must get on with life must one not.  So I have some new heroes and heriones.

So heres a quiver thats really full and so far they havent gone on welfare eitehr but they do get help from other pople isnt tthat a littel socialist of them, they are the Duggar familby here.

Theyre my new candidates for the absolutely most random parenthood EVER.

His name is JImBob and her name is Michelle and they now have 15 I think children thanks to their total belief in randomness.  Also they must of course spend a great deal of time you know how shall I put it in the sack. For God. JimBob is in the Arkansas house of representatives because God put him there. And they make their nice piano teacher help them with their mounds of laundry. That seems a bit socialist to me cant they wash their own sheets?

Learning to Love Samuel Alito

Well, i have been in mourning for Harriet Miers so long that I cant even remember nothing.

But I have learned at least that this Sam Alito is devoted to random parenting so thats something I guess.

Yes he too believe that like that lady who's on her 16 child and has them living in dormitories that more is merrier and that planning parenthood is like planning ahead or something.  life arises in chaos so there we may as well just cop to it.

So dear readers please bear with me and my Harriet Miers' broken heart.  I'm sure Sam wil be even more pigheaded and perverse in the ongoing fight for wresting reproductive power and control out of the hands of mothers to be.  why should they have any, anyhow?

Muffy In Mourning

I am just so sad thats why I hvaent been blogging lately.

Im just so so sad that Harriet Miers name was withdrawn by her for the Supreme Court.

I just dont understand it at all.  What does this guy ahve that Harriet didnt?  They are BOTH protecting a rapists right to breed, plus the incest peoples right too.  Did Preznit dump her because she was too soft by protecting the right of the mother to live.  Im sure she wouldve given it up if the preznit had aksed her.  Its not fair.

So this blog is in mourning fo r hariet now and for a while.  While I figure out from my broken heart what to do next.

Life is so sad.  I get so mad.  but msotly its sad.

darn it.

Be Strong Harriet Be strong

What's all this about withdrawing Harriet's name for the Supreme Court?

It really bothers me.  Some people dont think that Harriet is anti-abortion enough.  Or conversely that she's not pro-randomparenthood enough.  Sort of.

Well, anyone who is as STRONG as Harriet on protecting the rights of rapists to breed, and as STRONG as Harriet is as protecting the right of incest perpetrating rapists to breed, is really strong about GOVERNMENT FORCED MATERNITY.

And, like what's so wrong with that?  She has two of her BEST friends SWEARING that she will overturn ROvE v. Wade.

Isn't that enough for you people I ask?

Just because she got a little wussy one year and wanted to briefly limit abortion to protect the uh life of the mother doesn't mean she still feels that way because clearly she doesn't.

Ive said it before and Ill say it again.  If a woman person gets knocked up it's HER FAULT.  Well, maybe Gods too a little bit but HE works in mysterious WAYS.

If she dies, like in childbirth or from some pre-eclampsia kinds of things, it was GODS WILL too.  So why should we be keeping this whore alive when GOD wants her dead?

You know it was certainly an error of Harriet's to defend the saving of the ho mothers life, but it was like Dubya's stuff when he too was young and foolish . . .

Harriet knows better now--

so LAY OFF, say I. 

It just makes me SO mad.

Uh oh, They're Talking Muffies in the Times

Well, this morning they started talking about people named Muffy.  This in the librul NY Times.  I don't see why they get to talk about people like me.  I'm not a preppy Muffy after all am I?  I am a conservative princess Muffy, or Princess Muffy as it were.

I support Harriet Miers and her support of supporting a rapists' right to breed Oh and also an incest perpetrators right to breed.  You know why not?  What are cousins for if not for inbreeding.  Oh and Daddys too I suppose its just traditional in some circles dont know why these libruals get so het up about it and all.  Its just family affection or something.

Anyhow I think the new york times should just pipe down.  It all jsut makes me SO mad.

Who are these librul quicksand peolple visiting here?  dont think I dont notice these things. Hah.

Why I Want Random Parenthood to Get All Spread Around

Here's the thing. If God had wanted there to NOT be random parenthood, He would have invented something to prevent it, you know, like birth control or whatever.

Oh, OK, so He did, but, like, you know, so what, um, like, what-EVER.

Why do we have to PLAN everything in our lives?  Why can't we be more SPONTANEOUS?

I mean, it used to be that mothers would just have babies all the time, that was the traditional way of doing things.  The ladies were just perpetually knocked up so to speak the whole darn time, and then after they'd borne about a billion babies, they'd just naturally die of exhaustion and their husbands would start the whole thing with another wife until she very naturally croaked, too.  It's, like natural.

So, like, what's wrong with THAT?

All these librul whiners don't have any notion of what us women can put up with if they have to.  And who SAID people shouldn't be poor?  Or that they should actually be able to have enough actual so-called money to acutally afford to actually feed their actual kids?

If God had wanted that, He would have made everyone rich, which He didn't.

So there.

I mean, you know, pussy whiners, DEAL with it!!

This Miers Thing, I'm Just SURE It's Going to Work OUT.

I just HAD to let my own heart be KNOWN.

I feel SURE that this Miers nomination is going to work OUT.

I say that all ye of little faith who believe that OUR president would sell us OUT are WRONG.

That's what I believe, from the bottom of my HEART.

Now, here's the thing: it's about TIME that government-forced maternity is accepted by the people of the country. It's really an idea whose time has COME.

After all, why should people enjoy the sexual act, and like, get AWAY with it? Why should children be wanted in the first place? Like, there's something WRONG with random parenthood?

It just makes me SO mad!